It was good. A little creepy but good.
Links: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgArxY4r_o0 - - - - - - - (part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MINCW_3KOho - - - - - (part 2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn8YmQy8Fmg - - - - - (part 3)
Friday, December 19, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
My Shopping List
- eggs
- milk
- water bottles
- cat food
- toaster strudels
- corn pops
- ice cream
- celery
- pineapple
- lambourghini
- milk
- water bottles
- cat food
- toaster strudels
- corn pops
- ice cream
- celery
- pineapple
- lambourghini
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Letter to Santa
Dearest Santa Claus,
I am a “firm” believer in you Mr. Claus. My name is Mark and I have never missed an episode of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. I love your part on the foggy Christmas Eve where you said “Rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight!” It brings tears to my eyes to hear that every Christmas on CBC. Believe me this is such a happy time of year for me and I’ve been a good little boy for at least 1 out of 365 days. Maybe one is pushing it but I’ll let you decide. So how was your past year pal? Mine was pretty great I had some good laughs, some embarrassing moments, second one more than the first one but that’s ok I guess. So I think it’s time I tell you what I want.
We will start with a new car! Now I know this is a massive gift but I figure you can keep the coal this year. I am kind of tired of it plus my mom doesn’t let me keep it in the house and it gets really cold in Manitoba at winter. A Lamborghini will do, bright yellow or orange is fine. How about leather seats, a CD player and maybe a DVD player to top it all off? I am not selfish I am just more concerned with myself than anyone else. I could use some Chrome Spinners for the tires. My new wheels and I will be so happy together and Santa you will make this Christmas the best Christmas ever! So let’s talk getting it under the tree! I’ll leave the garage door unlocked and I’ll leave an empty space for it. There are a bunch of pine trees that hang over my garage so it’s basically under the tree. I will talk to it and feed it everyday as well as water it and watch it grow. I will read to it, no scratch that I don’t want to read. I will hug it everyday and dry clean every 2 days. Thanks from the bottom of my slightly conceited heart Santa.
Santa I think that I deserve a million bucks. I would help the world with it. First I would buy myself a swimming pool with salt water so that some fresh water could be given to people in Africa. I would build a massive mansion out of bricks so that I wouldn’t kill that many trees other than my hardwood flooring and some furniture, which will mostly be leather. I would only eat fresh food so that the canned foods could be given to people on the streets or at soup kitchens. I would donate 100 bucks every decade to go towards charity funding. I would take trips around the world to learn about how fortunate I am here in Canada, if I still live here once I’m rich. Anyway Santa I would not waste my money on stupid things except I will probably buy out the Jelly Belly company! I love Jelly Belly’s jelly beans!
Lastly Santa, I really want a friend. Somehow my friends say I’m too selfish and no one likes me. I can’t understand why because I am absolutely not selfish. I hope you can help me get a friend Santa because I’m so lonely and that’s no fun. I’ve made friends with my dog but lately he just runs away when I come to play with him. So I’ve stolen his food sometimes and pushed him into the ditch, all of a sudden he hates me. WHATEVER! Well I do love the dog treats but that’s no reason to get all up tight angry. Bring it Freddie, I don’t need you, sucker, so ha! Ha ha, ok that’s enough. Well Santa please, please, please send me a new bud to hang with otherwise I’ll crack…well fine I won’t but everyone is so mean to me. I deserve a friend because I am a good person and have tons of nice things I’d like to do in the world if I got a friend. I will take good care of _______________ (insert friends name here) by being kind to them and not using them as a punching bag like I did with Zach, my old friend who got me expelled for some odd reason.
I’d like to thank you for these things you WILL bring me because I deserve them so very much. I know people in high places Claus, and I can make your life very, very miserable. Please don’t make me Santa, I don’t want coal for the rest of my life. I know where you live, along with 3.5 million other little children around the world. Anyway, Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year to you!
Mark
I am a “firm” believer in you Mr. Claus. My name is Mark and I have never missed an episode of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. I love your part on the foggy Christmas Eve where you said “Rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight!” It brings tears to my eyes to hear that every Christmas on CBC. Believe me this is such a happy time of year for me and I’ve been a good little boy for at least 1 out of 365 days. Maybe one is pushing it but I’ll let you decide. So how was your past year pal? Mine was pretty great I had some good laughs, some embarrassing moments, second one more than the first one but that’s ok I guess. So I think it’s time I tell you what I want.
We will start with a new car! Now I know this is a massive gift but I figure you can keep the coal this year. I am kind of tired of it plus my mom doesn’t let me keep it in the house and it gets really cold in Manitoba at winter. A Lamborghini will do, bright yellow or orange is fine. How about leather seats, a CD player and maybe a DVD player to top it all off? I am not selfish I am just more concerned with myself than anyone else. I could use some Chrome Spinners for the tires. My new wheels and I will be so happy together and Santa you will make this Christmas the best Christmas ever! So let’s talk getting it under the tree! I’ll leave the garage door unlocked and I’ll leave an empty space for it. There are a bunch of pine trees that hang over my garage so it’s basically under the tree. I will talk to it and feed it everyday as well as water it and watch it grow. I will read to it, no scratch that I don’t want to read. I will hug it everyday and dry clean every 2 days. Thanks from the bottom of my slightly conceited heart Santa.
Santa I think that I deserve a million bucks. I would help the world with it. First I would buy myself a swimming pool with salt water so that some fresh water could be given to people in Africa. I would build a massive mansion out of bricks so that I wouldn’t kill that many trees other than my hardwood flooring and some furniture, which will mostly be leather. I would only eat fresh food so that the canned foods could be given to people on the streets or at soup kitchens. I would donate 100 bucks every decade to go towards charity funding. I would take trips around the world to learn about how fortunate I am here in Canada, if I still live here once I’m rich. Anyway Santa I would not waste my money on stupid things except I will probably buy out the Jelly Belly company! I love Jelly Belly’s jelly beans!
Lastly Santa, I really want a friend. Somehow my friends say I’m too selfish and no one likes me. I can’t understand why because I am absolutely not selfish. I hope you can help me get a friend Santa because I’m so lonely and that’s no fun. I’ve made friends with my dog but lately he just runs away when I come to play with him. So I’ve stolen his food sometimes and pushed him into the ditch, all of a sudden he hates me. WHATEVER! Well I do love the dog treats but that’s no reason to get all up tight angry. Bring it Freddie, I don’t need you, sucker, so ha! Ha ha, ok that’s enough. Well Santa please, please, please send me a new bud to hang with otherwise I’ll crack…well fine I won’t but everyone is so mean to me. I deserve a friend because I am a good person and have tons of nice things I’d like to do in the world if I got a friend. I will take good care of _______________ (insert friends name here) by being kind to them and not using them as a punching bag like I did with Zach, my old friend who got me expelled for some odd reason.
I’d like to thank you for these things you WILL bring me because I deserve them so very much. I know people in high places Claus, and I can make your life very, very miserable. Please don’t make me Santa, I don’t want coal for the rest of my life. I know where you live, along with 3.5 million other little children around the world. Anyway, Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year to you!
Mark
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